The Blue Pearl

My friend told me this very long story...
One day Jimmy wanted to know what the blue pearl was. He asked the teacher,"What is the Blue Pearl?" She said," Jimmy I can't beleive you asked me that!" She sent him to the Principals office. He asked the pricipal the same question ans she sent him home. When he got home he asked hos mom what the blue pearl was and she said "Jimmy I can't beleive you asked me that!" She sent him to his room. Later on, his dad came home and he asked his dad. He got kicked out of his house. He met a hobo on the streets and asked him what the blue pearl was. The hobo said,"I can't beleive you asked me that. get out of my territory!" The hobo kicked him to Washington,DC. He met the President and asked him the same question and the president told him to get out of the U.S. He went to the moon. He found an astronaught(IDK hoe to spell that) and the astronaught sent him to mars. On Mars he met a martian and he said," Every time I ask someone this question they send me away, so I won't bother telling you." The martian said, "Oh, please tell me maybe I can help you!" Jimmy asked him. "What is the Blue Pearl?" The martian said," Oh! Jimmy go across the street to the older fellow, he will tell you!" Jimmy crossed the road, didn't look both ways and got hit by a car!!"

I personally think it is kinda dumb but funny!